
* A famous prostitute died. People were confused as to what should be written on her grave. Finally, on the advice of a wise man, they wrote:”AT LAST SHE SLEPT ALONE”.
*A guy takes a girl on a date. She orders costly champagne, oysters, lobsters, D most expensive food on the menu. The guy asks: “DO YOU EAT LIKE THIS AT YOUR MOMS PLACE?” The girl replies, “NO, MY MOTHER DOESN’T PLAN TO SLEEP WITH ME AFTER THE MEAL”.
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