* An American, an English man, and a Nigerian man were on a ship. Suddenly the devil appeared and said, “DROP ANYTHING IN THE SEA, IF I FIND IT I WILL EAT U, I f I CANT’ I WILL BE UR SLAVE! “The American dropped a pin the devil found it and ate him. The English man dropped a coin the devil found it and ate him too. The Nigerian opened a bottle of water, poured it into the sea, and said, “NA TODAY BE TODAY, GO FIND AM!”
*A man sits on the balcony having drinks with his wife, and he says, “I LOVE YOU” She asks, IS DAT YOU OR THE BEER TALKING? “He replies, “ITS ME … TALKING TO THE BEER.”
*A husband comes home from church, greets his wife, lifts her up, and carries her around the house. The wife is so surprised and excited, that she asks with a smile, “Did the pastor preach on being romantic?” out of breath the husband replies. “NO, HE SAID WE MUST CARRY OUR BURDENS…”
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